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**Updated December 9, 2001**
Coming soon:
The long-awaited follow-up to the critically acclaimed CD
Chain Fights, Beer Busts and Service With A Grin.
A specially-priced double CD containing 150 minutes of the best of The Best Show on WFMU featuring an interview between host Tom Scharpling and 62-year-old hoodlum Roland "The Gorch" Gorchnick regarding his new book The Real-Life Fonzie's Guide To Real Life.
You'll hear fatherly advice like:
"Women love to get yelled at."
"Never ask questions."
and
"When you're feeling down, drink a malted and put on a couple Bill Haley sides. If that don't work try the Penguins."
You'll also hear the Gorch reminisce about life with his gang the Deacons during those golden days in York, PA in the '50s:
"We beat up a baseball game once."
"We had a club house made of beer bottles. It was full of stuff we stole from local businesses."
"There was an Amish gang from Emmaus, PA called the Barn Builders. They'd never heard radio. They would hit us with horse whips. Man, they were tough -but they were no match for our pipes and chains."
And much more!
Chain Fights, Beer Busts and Service With A Grin
Coming Soon!
Hopelessly lost?
Check out the new Who's Who In Western Maine!
*Rave On!
*Western Maine's Only Rock and Roll Paper
Bob Timmins Band Implodes. All Seven Members Lay Claim To Name.
"MY Sincerest Apologies For The Blowing Up Of The WMSA Spaceport and Many Of Your Homes."
Own this CD!!!
Stereolaffs Radio!!
(well, kind of)
Stereolaffs co-founder Tom Scharpling is back on the air! Listen to him (and his guests) live in the New York area on 91.1 WFMU Tuesdays from 8:00-11:00 pm. You can also listen in live on the web. The shows are also archived.
Let everybody in western Maine know what's on your mind!
**100% fictional with the exception of Rock, Rot and Rule.**
*Contents created and written by Wurster/Scharpling*