Posted by Nile Bartholomeww on February 02, 2002 at 12:03:40:
Well, Rockin' and Boppin' Freddie did it to me again.
I call him up and tell him I've got some rare Moonglows vinyl to sell and he comes on all "Oh, I'll pay you whatever you want for 'em." I say to him,"Great, just don't play dumb with me when I get there like you did last time I drove all the way over there from eastern Maine with some rare Olympics sides." He assures me that won't happen.
So I drive the 200 miles from Martinsborough and he not only acts like we never spoke, he actually pretends he doesn't speak English! He was talking in this gibberish that was a cross between German and Ebonics.
I spat in his face, ran to Tom's Dudley Hut, bought the messiest dudley they make (crab juice, lobster puree and flounder mash) and smeared it all over the grill of Freddie's car grill.
Beware!
Nile