Posted by Cap'n Barnacle on September 29, 2000 at 11:32:06:
In Reply to: Re: Make Extra Cash, Get Sick From Bad Crabs posted by Bernhard Frank on September 29, 2000 at 01:57:26:
Arrr! That tears it! I'm comin' down to the wharf to keelhaul ye, Crab-boy!
: YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG, FRIEND. THAT WAS THE OLD CRAB CART MAN, MR. LUFTGRENDT. HE IS CURRENTLY SERVING 2 MONTHS FOR ENDANGERMENT OF HUMANS. MY NEW CRAB CARTS ARE STERILIZED EVERY MONTH. THE CRAB MEAT IS THE FRESHEST IN THE AREA. YOU WILL NOT BE DISSAPOINTED! C'MON DOWN TO THE WARF AND EAT A CRAB DUDLEY. 1/2 THE PROCEEDS GO TO THE UNFORTUNATE AND DOWNTRODDEN.
: : Sure, sounds like a fantastic idea. Unfortunatly those crab carts are germ factorys and the last time I ate a crab sandwich from one of those I was had the squirts for almost a month. So watch out, folks! Unless you wanta get sued then by all means open up a crab cart and infect people with sea diseases!!
: : Roy
: : : HEY EVERYBODY!
: : : NEED EXTRA MONEY? WHY NOT RENT ONE OF OUR CRAB CARTS AND SELL CRAB SANDWICHES DOWN BY WHARTON'S WARF THIS WEEKEND?
: : : EMAIL ME AT:
: : : CRABCARTS4U@CRABVILLAGE.COM