Posted by Jen on December 10, 2002 at 11:17:49:
In Reply to: I BE IN PORT posted by Cap'n Barnacle on December 09, 2002 at 19:05:59:
Oh girlz, lemme tellya, I had to see if the rumors was true and went to visit the Cap'n last night. He's an ugly old coot, but oooweee, he's a man among men, if you know what I mean! And he just goes and goes all night long. There musta been a dozen of us girlz there and he had us in heavy rotation all the way through to morning! I don't think I'll be sitting down for a week! And the things he can do with that special attachment on his hook, I felt sensations I never felt before. Girlfriendz, if you think you can handle it, haul your ass down the Seamen's Arms and find out what a real man is. But wear a loose dress. My jeans almost killed me on the way home this morning. I gotta sleep now.
XOXO
Jen :)
: Avast ye crab gummin landlubbers, I be in port for a few days. Neptune be damned, what a hellhole this place is, worse twice than what I rememberes. But to the point of thee harpoon, if any of ye wenches out there got the gumption to give the old Capn's pegleg a stout squeeze you be findin me bunkin in an upstairs room at thee Seamen's Arms in Cod Cove. Be fast me lovelies, I be sailin fore thee week turns.