Posted by Rev. Timmy Osborne on December 11, 2002 at 16:15:51:
Last night some poor wretched souls broke into West Bedford New Christ Church Of The Light and stole all the cases of our communion wine, assorted decorations, our altar cross and even our steeple somehow. The theft of the Christmas Crab decorations, made so lovingly by our Sunday School Revival Kids is especially distressing. If anyone out there knows anything, please help us recover these items. You can return them, no questions asked. In the meantime, we will keep praying for you to see The Light.
Rev. Timmy Osborne, Youth Outreach Director