Posted by Scotto on December 12, 2002 at 16:45:28:
In Reply to: Cappen Barnical Kicked My Ass!! posted by CLEFTON on December 11, 2002 at 18:44:33:
Speaking of great asskickings, I hear the cops found one out in Brown Marsh today. Some guy named Gherkin or something, beat like a drum, hung by his big toes from a tree, stark naked, painted yellow and a burlap bag of live eels tied over his head. Now THAT'S an asskicking.
: And it was great! Nobody evver kicked my ass before but now that I know how great it is I promise I will do an even better job of kicking yore asses. I will train even harder and I lerned a lot of new tricks from the Capen. From now on when you get yore ass kicked by me it will be a top notch ass kicking rendered with true craftsman pride and new knowlege of those special places to hurt that make the pain come alive.
: Guys you better leave the Capin alone. He sed this shore leave is about nothin but women women and more women.