Posted by Jeffo on October 09, 2000 at 22:54:36:
In Reply to: Re: Western Maine is SOOOOOOOO Boring!! posted by Just Another Slacker Brat on October 06, 2000 at 14:12:58:
So why don't you just scamper off to a disco, you rock-deficient looser. Rock will never die, but morons like you will. We've got a saying here in Western Maine: If you don't rock, get outta Western Maine. So why don't you get outtta town, clown.
Keepin' rockin' -- you know it baby,
Jeffo
: Ooo ooo! I "get" Rock. It's a bunch of aging losers trapped in their teenage delusions and deep denial, trying to drag the rest of us down with them. Give it up grandad -- Rock is so 20th Century.
: : If you can't appreciate the gonadal majesty of a fine Bob Seger cover, then you just don't GET rock. So scamper off to England, you lazy slacker brat, good riddance to you! England hasn't coughed up a decent band since Deaf Leopard, anyway. And after a few weeks, you'll be crying in your WARM beer, wishing you could get some real Western Maine seafood instead of those kippers or bangers or whatever it is those lamer limers eat.
: : : Hey everybody stuck in this horrible part of the world-
: : : I figured I'd drop a line and see if anyone else agrees that western Maine is the most boring place on Earth. It's so incredibly lame, I can't believe I actually have to tell people that I live here. It's embarrassing!!
: : : I can't wait til I'm old enough to move out of here (I'm 19) and head off to England. That's where things are happening, it's cool over there - not like here. Over there they've got great bands - what do we have here, the Bob Timmins Band? Give me a break - that's sooooooooo LAME!!
: : : Soon I'll be out of here and then life will be cool. Anybody agree with me?
: : : Danny Walls