January 26

Got a new cellmate after Snake River was choked to death in the shower. Guy named Alan, says he ran over a homeless guy for kicks. He’s a real scary fuck. Lifted weights – benching around 125 easy, doing 8 reps without feeling any pain. Crab cakes and mashed potatoes for dinner.

January 27

Lifted weights.

January 28

Joe (my lawyer) stopped by. Said I really blew it when I tried to frame Shepherd for this whole mess. Told me to keep my mouth shut around other prisoners, said they’ll turn state’s against anyone for a chance to get out early. Tried to slip me a Mars bar but some asshole guard saw it go down. Dickhead proceeded to eat it in front of me with a shit-eating grin. Lifted weights.

January 29

Lifted weights. Got library privileges reinstated, read some Steven King for a bit. Got into a shoving match with Big Roy, the guy who put the hit on Snake River. Said he’d send me where Snake ended up. I tried to act like a big shit but he smashed me with a movie projector.

January 30

Couldn’t lift weights because my shoulder hurt when I got hit by a movie projector (see January 29). Thought we’d have shrimp pizza but those fucks gave us more fucking crab cakes.

January 31

Rhonda visited me. She kept talking all about the cop she’s fucking. Lifted weights – couldn’t bench more than 85 because of my shoulder. Asked a screw if I could get it checked out in the infirmary but he told me to eat shit. Fucking asshole.

February 1

Finally got our shrimp pizza. What a disappointment – tasted like dogshit on cardboard. Someone please get me out of here.

February 2

Lifted weights. Someone please get me out of here.