Posted by Meat Boy on November 07, 2000 at 13:39:38:
In Reply to: Whom Would You Murder? posted by Mystery Mann on November 06, 2000 at 13:24:14:
Definitely Rockin' and Boppin' Freddie. Did you know that he once tried to grope my mother? It's true! She told him that she was in love with Bobby Darin's voice and he was all over her in a matter of moments. He claimed he thought she said she was in love with him and that that gave him the right to "pounce!!"
This Benjie dude is also on my shitlist.
: Attention all Western Mainers -
: If you could just press a button and eliminate one person from this Western Maine scene, whom would you murder?
: I would take out that guy who works over at FishStick Video, that tall gork with the buzz cut. He always feels the need to discuss all of my movie selections. Like when I rented that movie starring Morgan Fairchild and John Fogerty (can't remember the title, it was a thriller, not too good if I say so myself) he asked me if I had ever seen movies by some Japanese director or actor (can't remember his name, it was something that started with a M or a P, I'm not certain), and I told him that no I hadn't. So then he preceeded to tell me that I should maybe spend a little more time appreciatging the classics before instead of wasting time with dreck. And besides, he really gives me the weird eye everytime I rent a pornography movie, like he wants to watch it with me or something.
: Whom would you murder?
: Mystery Mann