Posted by Chet Legume on November 21, 2000 at 11:16:10:
Here's a little warning to all you folks who may be thinking about going to the Ramada Inn in West Brentford. watch out for the "Bull" !
Ok lemme explain myself.
The other night, me and missus stopped off at the Ramada for a little nightcap (its the only place open after 10pm in this podunk town) Anyway we order up a couple Hot Toddys (they make the best around!) So half way thru I excuse myself and go to the little boys room. When I come back into the lounge, I notice this big bald dude talking to my ol' lady, giving her the hard sell. I come closer and take a better look and its none other than "Bull" from the TV show "Night Court" Apparently he's performing there or something. Anyhoo after my intial shock, I try to interupt and get my wife away from this freak. I say "OK honey we have to go" and Bull gets all bent out of shape. In case you haven't guessed by now, the guy was faced ! He mumbled something like..."Let the pretty lady stay" Well I was in a bit of a pickle as they say. I'm not that big of a fella, and I'm no magician (like Harry Anderson!) so I can't make Bull "disappear" So finally I muster some nerve and say
"Hey you Mother Effer, get your hands off my wife or I'll call the cops, and this could be a very embarresing situation for you, Bull!" Well he sort of gets all red and starts getting half apologetic and half threatening, I'm not sure which side to trust, but when he tries to slither back onto the bar stool, he misses & goes down like the Titantic. That was our cue and we make a beeline for the exit. So let that be a lesson, not everyone is a likeable in person as they are on the ol' boob tube.
I wish if I ever run into anyone else from Night Court it would be Markie Post (I never told my wife this but I have a "thing" for Markie) Well thanks folks-
Take it easy- Chet