Posted by Tim on November 25, 2000 at 13:21:06:
In Reply to: Re: Hugs are good and drugs are bad. posted by Garth on November 24, 2000 at 08:57:20:
That twisted old fart sentenced my six year old niece to 50 years of hard labor for raking leaves on an odd-numbered day! Fortunately we got it thrown right out on appeal, considering THERE IS NO SUCH DAMN LAW!
: Well, when was that ? if it was before 1939, that was actually a legal form of capital punishment.
: He was just enforcing the laws
: Garth
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: : He killed my grandfather with a hatchet.
: : : Well I'm sure your drug-addled daddy deserved it.
: : : Samson T was a fair man, but he hated drugs.
: : : Loved the hooch, but hated drugs. He cleaned up
: : : Crabtree Country after, the big opium break out
: : : of 1949. He will be missed and you and your sick dope pushing pappy wont be when your gone.
: : : Garth
: :
: : : : That piece of grunt was so out of his mind by the end he sentenced my dad to 600 years for possesion of a quaalude. He won't be missed.
: : : : : The right honorable Samson T Hopkitter passed
: : : : : away Monday morning, He was the oldest active judge in America, he presided over the 3rd circuit court in
: : : : : West Urchinville for the last 75 years. He was 105
: : : : : he outlived his wife and his 2 kids. He leaves 3 grandchildren, 4 great grandchildren and 1 great great grandchild. A truly great and fair man, he will be missed.