Posted by Sir Borton Zelnwick on January 17, 2001 at 15:18:36:
In Reply to: Happy MLK Day, You Know Who You Are posted by Veldnomnem Enterprises on January 15, 2001 at 09:34:57:
Dear Sir,
Please be advised of the mammoth lawsuit that will be coming your way within hours.
As legal aid to Mr. Velndonom, I must say I am looking forward to rendering you and yours destitute if not deceased within several months.
yours,
Sir Borton Zelnwick ESQ
: Are you celebrating freedom today? Then you might want to have a party featuring Camisole Cabot Lodge! In the last few weeks he's done his crotch-facin' best to entertain the "troops" here in Western Maine with his gay movements and gayest faces.
: He's sight to behold at a party or as a surprise for your friend! (This can work even if you aren't gay, as long as your friend is. He'll like it and probably want to have a tryst with Camisole Cabot Lodge. He'll be pliant alright!)
: Here's a great way to have a camisole dancer at your Martin Luther King gathering for only $300.
: "I have a dream where little black boys and little white boys will hold hands together - while wearing camisoles!"
: Note:
: Veldnomnem Enterprises is appreciative of the welcome we have recieved in the Western Maine community. There have been those who are unsympathetic to the vagaries of fate and suggest that we rename our company in spite of the fact that the name Veldnomnem has been in our family for generations and isn't even spelled the same as certain other names. We suggest that those people just find their gayntertainment elsewhere.