Posted by Morris Playton on December 21, 2000 at 13:46:06:
In Reply to: Attn: Western Gay-ne! posted by Veldnomnem Enterprises on December 20, 2000 at 21:47:44:
This smells as fishy as Crab Lake. I don't trust this message at all. You know why? Because I honestly don't think that any of the 85,000 people living in WM are gay. That's an eastern Maine disease if you ask me.
: Attention all Western Maine Gays! Get ready to get pliant! Camisole Cabot Lodge is coming your way for parties and clubs! He'll walk around in a Camisole and a nipple ring if you want! He'll make you want to have a tryst with him! (He won't have a tryst with you, but making you want to have one is part of the entertainment!).
: Camisole Cabot Lodge is one of the best Gay Person entertainers of all time! He is raunchy!
: Have you been jealous of Eastern and Central Gay-ne's access to Camisole Cabot Lodge? If you're gay you have been! What's the Gay life without the right kind of entertainment, right? Have a party tonight and get some Big Time Action from Camisole Cabot Lodge!
: If you are gay and from Western Maine, it's easy to have some entergaynment. Just contact Veldnomnem Enterprises SOON to reserve a slot being crotch-faced by Camisole Cabot Lodge!
: "When you say Veldnomnen, you say Good Crotch-Facin' Gayntertainment!"
: NOTE:
: Veldnomnem Enterprises hereby asserts its right to operate in all regions, regardless of circumstantial spelling similarities with any other operation or family.