Posted by A LOYAL VELNDONOM EMPLOYEE on January 07, 2001 at 02:17:57:
In Reply to: Re: Attn: Western Gay-ne! posted by Morris Playton on December 21, 2000 at 13:46:06:
Hey Fella!
As someone who's been busting his hump alongside Mr. Velndonom, I don't think it's funny at all to insinuate that Velndonco would be behind something this freaking offensive! Mr. V is hardly a gay man - have you ever caught a load of his main squeeze Mandy Lynn? No gay man would be interested in a top notch POA like that!
Secondly, it's insulting to imply that Mr. V would have anything to do with gays! Not that there's anything wrong with that (to quote the Siendfeld program) but it's not a part of the company! It just isn't!
Now you can suck whatever and whoever you want but don't you dare implicate Mr. V or his great company, of which I have been an employee for over 12 years now in such a travesty!
Shame on you in 2001!
A LOYAL VELNDONOM EMPLOYEE
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