Posted by Brian Jonestonesque on January 04, 2002 at 00:10:44:
In Reply to: Cassette Castle Grand Opening!!! posted by Cal on December 28, 2001 at 12:16:41:
This sounds too good to be true! Herm? That guy is my god.
Please don't tell us you've got Timmins in NYC on a c-120 Maxell tape?!
Possibly?
I can't sleep,
Brian
: Hey everyone! Shake off your hangover on January 1st and come on out to the grand opening of Cassette Castle at 32 Cod Street in Marshton, 12 noon to 12 midnight! We have devoted ourselves to be the prime source of cassette goodness in all of New England.
: At Cassette Castle, the mighty cassette shall always rule as the greatest music format ever. Choose from thousands of new factory sealed cassette classics from the 70s to the 90s, especially from the glory days of the 80s, from A-ha to ZZ-top, we've got em all. See it and believe it. All your locally dubbed local heroes too, stuff you forgot to remember but will want when you see it.
: Bins and bins of used cassettes too, for the nice price you're gonna to love. These tapes are all tested and guaranteed to still play. No duds at the Castle!
: For brave knights only, steel your courage, grab a torch and venture down to the Cassette Castle dungeon. There you will find a mind blowing array of "import" live tapes, second to none, and we mean it. The Beatles in Liverpool? Timmins in NYC? It's here!
: We got your blank cassettes too! All brands and lengths, we got em. Check out our generic house brand too, it's specially formulated to rock to the max. And if you're on a budget, check out our exclusive bargain box of professionally erased, quality graded used blanks. You won't believe the price!
: And if you stupidly threw out your old cassette deck when brainwashed by those worthless shiny discs, we got that covered too. We have top-notch reconditioned decks in every price range, from audiophile like Nakomichi to Raddy Shack cartoon character players. Even commercial dupers. We got it, we got it, we got it! Also head cleaner fluid by the pint or the gallon.
: Grand Opening Day only, EVERYTHING will be 25-percent off! Plus FREE blanks for every man, woman, child and dog that walks through the door! Free soda pop and pretzels for everyone! Free afternoon lecture by nationally known cassette collector expert, Herm O'Toole, also known as Captain Capstan! And at 10 pm we wind it all up with an unplugged set by local superstars in the making, Mott Le Croo! Their super rockin demo cassette will be available for purchase all day, and a live tape of their performance will be available IMMEDIATELY after the set's conclusion! That's the power of the mighty cassette!
: Remember! Those shiny discs will rot out within 20 years, but cassettes are forever and got tons of soul besides. So come on down to Cassette Castle where we'll crown you a Cassette King. Or Queen. New Years Day! Don't miss it!
: Your pal, Cal